I recently fell in love with a bartender who absolutely stole my heart. But, as usual, it came with a price.
Margie tended bar at Mo’s Slop and Ale. It was a kinda half-restaurant, half-bar joint. Although I’m a beer connoisseur, for her I made my drink of choice white wine spritzers thinking I would impress [...]
When I answered the door on that sunny Saturday in Sidney, South Dakota, I stood face-to-face with a young blond. She asked if I would sign a card for a chance at a drawing her company was having. I did. She was sexy.
Blondie then reached into the bag she was carrying and pulled [...]
It’s finally happened. I’m falling apart. Some think it’s funny. Others think intervention is in order. Me? Well, I’m caught in the middle so I don’t know what to think. It was suggested by a yoga man that I reveal 10 things about my past to cleanse my soul and give birth to a new [...]
With the opening of trout season in Pennsylvania as close as a fly to a half-eaten hamburger, I wanted to impress a new date with my prowess at catching nightwalkers. An avid fisherlady, I thought no better way to worm my way into her heart than to bring out the real man in me; animalistic, [...]
The origin of the word “breakfast” comes from the Roman BrakeFast. The Roman interpretation meant, “Pause and put something into your belly before watching the lions swallow your fellow countrymen.” A rather lengthy interpretation but memorable.
History states that Christians were fed to the lions for their belief in one God. I have no desire to dispute that. However, [...]
