Robo Sex (Bachelor-Style Pizza Bytes)

Oh, boy, guys, it’s coming; the mother of all gifts to bachelors. What I’ve discovered may even have a profound impact on those of you who are married. My unearthing is nothing short of euphoria.
But before I continue, let’s make clear to all women that you are still Numero Uno, the soap that soothes, the [...]

A Foxy UFO (Out of This World Barbequed Butter Beans)

I’m not usually a very political guy, but there was a presidential candidate that, if he ever runs again, will get my vote no matter what. When Dennis Kucinich admitted to the world that he had seen a UFO in California, he was speaking my language.
I had my first UFO encounter in the early [...]

Super Ninja Chicken (Roasted Chicken)

As a kid growing up down on the farm, we use to raise chickens for the supper table. It was routine to once-a-week send one of these birds to the frying pan. If you don’t know much about chickens, they can be mean and nasty. You take your life into your own hands trying to [...]