Bigfoot, Boo and a Bozo (Taco Beef and Noodle on a Bun)

I’ve always been fascinated with the great outdoors and its mysteries, such as Bigfoot. Ever since seeing my cousin Boo’s size fourteen footprint in the snow, I knew other big feet must exist in the world.
My friend Ernie lived in Washington State, along the Yakima River, and constantly phoned to say he saw a Bigfoot. [...]