Out of Ashes, a New Bird: Bacon-Wrapped Chicken

I’ve dated a lot of women in my time, searching for that special one who could, well, cook. The closest I came was with Tina Turnbottom. She was a kind-hearted woman, well-proportioned, dark hair, olive skin. But Tina didn’t know a turnip from a tomato. She couldn’t even manage a manual can opener without bleeding.
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