Monthly Archives: May 2007

Chicken on a Grill – Uh, Couch (Barbequed Chicken)

People have often asked me, “Don’t you ever want to settle down with a nice woman and create a happy home?”
I’ve responded to the question so regularly that it actually began to depress me. In a knee-jerk reaction to the most recent inquiry, I thumbed through the Yellow Pages in search of help. Dr. Sam [...]

Shotgun/Shells/and Sausage (Sausage and Shells)

There’s nothing worse in a man’s life than being dumped by a woman. And there’s nothing more embarrassing than being dumped by a woman because she smelled a rat.
My little Lulu love nest unraveled in the spring of 1989. I was living in Lovetville, Louisiana, at the time, well into my bachelorhood and looking [...]

Hold the Bacon Please! (Seafood Snackers)

A thoughtful lady emailed me last month saying how she laughed when reading about bachelorhood. She quickly added, however, how she cried when she perused the cholesterol-laden recipes accompanying the articles. I take all my email seriously. Her words, combined with the warnings my doctor has been giving me, the overlap when I tighten my [...]